Friday, February 25, 2005

The English Patient

I will get around to writing the second part of my trilogy on reminisces of unusual means of transportation, but for today, I think I am going to have to just sit still. I stressed myself out about having to disrobe and have my testicles squeezed by a doctor at my medical examination today (this is for immigration purposes). I also realised 30 minutes before I left that my toenails are still red! I tried to remove the damn stuff with nail polish remover, but then spilled the contents of the bottle.

I figured I'd just point to it being a trick played on me at a stag party.

Thankfully, I didn't have to disrobe or take off my socks. But my blood pressure was described as borderline by the nurse, probably on account of stress.

I just came back from having an MMR shot round the corner, and now all I plan to do is watch the CSI double bill and fall asleep.

Be warned, I shall come back stronger than ever tomorrow!

11 Comments:

Blogger Jagan said...

Hope this wasn't too traumatic, what with it being 2005 and all.

7:20 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

No testicular exam? You mean to tell me we let foreigners into this country without paying any regard to the status of their balls? I mean, for all we know, you could be smuggling WMDs inside your scrotum! This is an issue of national security.

Seriously, though, it's shameful the torture people have to endure when they come to this country. I hope you'll be finished with these hassles soon.

7:24 PM  
Blogger The Kernow Cowboy said...

You just came back from having an MMR shot round the corner?
They must have used one of these.....

6:19 AM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

That's an excellent, inspiring, invention.

10:14 AM  
Blogger KarbonKountyMoos said...

Well if you can't get close enough for the injection you can alway attempt it with this.

What color will your toenails be next?

12:41 PM  
Blogger The Kernow Cowboy said...

On reflection this looks like it needs a dose of viagra, but then again we wouldn't know about such things, both being newly weds and all....

2:27 PM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

Everyone seems to be having great fun finding novel ways to shoot me full of nurse-drugs

I like the Medidart, perfect for subduing people who take exception to my coverage of them on my blog

2:55 PM  
Blogger anan said...

just wondering... are you now, or have you ever been related to a certain King Felix??

5:58 PM  
Blogger anan said...

... and how come my lovely gravatar dorsn't show up here??

5:59 PM  
Blogger L said...

darn! I was SO hoping for part two of novel transportation....

amusing post nonetheless

7:21 PM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

part 2 is coming! believe me. i just want to let some excitement build...! as if!

9:02 PM  

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