Sunday, February 20, 2005

Poor Andy Roddick and the Paris Hilton Leak

Breaking news for sports fans. Now, I know I said I would leave tennis alone, but this is golden.

Andy Roddick pulled out of the Memphis Open tennis championships today, poor boy has hurt his foot. But! and this is where it gets better, it would seem that Paris Hilton's phone book has leaked on to the web. This is why Andy Roddick received a mystery call from England this morning.

(Sadly the list has been taken down, but it was fun while it lasted)

Go ahead! You too can now ring Eminem or Vin Diesel


Blogger anan said...

that's nasty.
who's Paris Hilton?

2:31 PM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

i never said anyone had to ring vin diesel and be nasty, for some people it's a once in a lifetime chance to phone their heroes.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

I've been trying to get up the guts to call this gem from Paris's phone list:

Egplant dike ass

But my curiosity unfortunately cannot overcome my timidity. Incidentally, I fear I may have once again expanded your search-term reach on Google...sorry about that.

6:38 PM  
Blogger L said...

I heard someone hacked her phone...

7:28 PM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

Egplant dike ass caught our eye, too. Question is do you ask for Ms/Mrs Ass, or just plain old egplant?

They are probably some old money person, you can just picture someone saying, "Oh, we're having the Dike-Asses over on Sunday, such wonderful people..."

7:35 PM  
Blogger gymnut said...

Hmmmm! Bluetooth robbery. I suspect it was someone with a laptop nearby who grabbed it.
I wonder if they made good use of the numbers. I feel that it would be your duty to follow up this entry with some calls to the various numbers. Start with Dike ass.

9:00 AM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

With the story breaking now,10801,99934,00.html

i don't think there's much chance of getting through. i bet dike ass won some new admirers though

9:52 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

There's nothing on there? Or am I just thick?!

12:16 PM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

No, not thick, just late!


1:49 PM  
Blogger KarbonKountyMoos said...

That's egplant with one G - and don't you forget it!

4:33 PM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

I kind of like the idea of Egoplant Dike Ass, that's catchier

i can't believe how many times everyone has written "Dike ass" in the comments, i better brace myself for a wave of unsavory types finding Extreme Unction as they dredge the net for filth


4:40 PM  

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