Friday, February 04, 2005

Weird Wedding Stuff

My wedding research has uncovered some beautiful accessories for the big day. Here are just a few, along with my very own thought-provoking commentary.

Weird item one - Gay running partners caketop


Well! Aren't they sweet! Please note that the blood-thirsty pack of bible-thumpers they are running from are sold separately. This is a definite snip at just $395.00 for a handmade caketop that looks like you and your same-sex partner. Find it at twogrooms.com - Hurry, while stocks last.

Weird item two - Cake top rats


Hmmm! A cake top guaranteed to scare to DEATH at least one member of your wedding party. From the same company that brought you the best-selling Tarantula and King Cobra (it spits convincing fake venom!) cake tops comes this, their best effort yet.

Really, what could be sweeter than the sight of two rats kissing on top of your wedding cake?

3 Comments:

Blogger Charone said...

That's messed up. I've never lived in the midst of bloodthirsty bible-thumpers. What's it like?

2:50 AM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

I don't live in the midst of bible-thumpers, well, actually, maybe I do, there are churches everywhere here. Coming from Britain, it's a surprise - it seems there is the same density of places of worship in Memphis as there are pubs in Britain. The conclusion is that people in Britain prefer to worship beer and pool tables and fruit machines.

I just thought an accompanying cake top decoration of ferocious, placard waving, abuse screaming, far right Christians, would be, hmmm, kind of amusing.

9:02 AM  
Blogger KarbonKountyMoos said...

Those are wonderfully bizarre - and I agree - on the second cake.

11:28 AM  

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