Monday, April 18, 2005

Someone has been a naughty boy...

Best Google search so far to find Extreme Unction?

How about this:

Ways to disable testicles


Blogger Ian said...

The real question is, what heinous crimes could a pair of testicles actually commit, and why would one be so intent on disabling them? It seems to me that if the pool cue is out of commission, the balls stand little risk of finding their way to the pockets on their own...but perhaps that's just an oversight on my part.

12:27 AM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

Ian, along the lines of your TS Eliot penis-substitution, i was tempted to do an Emily Dickinson, "how many ways may i disablee thee, let me count the ways..." but my taste filter worked more successfully than yours on this occasion!

1:46 PM  
Blogger L said...

awesome. that beats my "giant rubber clown dummies" and "castration guillotine"

8:50 PM  

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