Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Is Hair Gay?

What makes everything to do with hair gay? Is hair gay?

No other body part is surrounded by such wonderfully gay words - pompadour, bouffant, coiffure

I think hair must be gay.

I mention this because I had my hair cut today and now have something that looks like a diesel dyke's flat top. Queer eye for the straight guy, indeed!

I've learned my lesson. Next time I will ask for something non-gay.

4 Comments:

Blogger Claypot said...

There must be photos!

1:26 AM  
Blogger HF said...

I too demand visual evidence!

3:20 AM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

i'll rectify this asap, it was wrong for me to promise hannah's terry schiavo and not be able to produce the goods, my dike flat top will appear on EU for sure

1:26 PM  
Blogger L said...

waiting for a gay hair photo...

11:19 PM  

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