Saturday, June 18, 2005

Some alternative US military operation names

The US are busy attacking insurgents again with Operation Dagger. What an uninteresting name for a military operation. I think whoever thinks up the names is running out of ideas, so here are 10 of my own...

1. Operation Retro Hairstyles and Clothes
2. Operation Exploding Pudding
3. Operation Strapless Bra
4. Operation Anaesthetised Churchmouse (this would be a stealth operation)
5. Operation Luminous Underwear
6. Operation Clown Shoes
7. Operation Six Cheeses
8. Operation Bingo Bongo Blango Blammo!
9. Operation Camel Toe
10. Operation Bug-Eyed Madness


Blogger Jim said...

How about "Operation Forked Tongue"?

11:25 AM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

I like it. Along with Operation Jangling Nerves, perhaps.

11:31 AM  
Blogger The Kernow Cowboy said...

Clown Shoes.... thats always been one of my favourite put downs, it never fails to make me laugh.

4:19 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

Ah! It has been aptly named "Operation Yellow Elephant."

(Well another operation has been named that. Check this out.

1:29 PM  
Blogger L said...

how 'bout Operation Sticky Muffins?

Don't know why though-- maybe I'm just hungry

10:29 PM  
Blogger kingfelix said...

operation sticky muffins sounds like the kind of double entendre found in a Carry On... movie. actually, L, with your tastes, have you ever watched any of the Carry On... films? bawdy, unsophisticated British humour, terrific stuff!

4:28 PM  

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