Sunday, December 25, 2005

Mechanical Season's Greetings

Mechanical Hello! from the Radioactive Smiling Snowman of the Season. I deliver the payload of Joy! Whistling down into your festive foxhole, BOOM! You explode with Joy! Such uncontainable happiness vibrates your bones to dust! The Sheer Joy of red-nosed molecules dancing a merry jig!

Hear this message of the season before I self-destruct:

To all things living and roaming the Earth, the robotic hand of synthetic friendship is extended. Peace and goodwill are to be rigorously enforced. You will smile or be beaten with rubber-pimpled paddles. CHOOSE JOY!

This message self-generated computer script.

Absolute Control of Everything you See, Think, and Do, will resume at midnight.


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